Abandoned! Abandoned I tell you! Those grown ups of mine, those dear and darling parents went out on Saturday night....without me!. Unkie Big Gay Al, Princess Sal and Auntie Colette hosted a party with the mostest at the Civic Pub. Apparently Unkie Nathan grew some 'truly wicked' facial hair and everyone else wore a hell of a lot of polyester. The Gorgeous Miss Emma from Mummy's work came and looked after me- or so they tell me. I decided, quite uncharacteristically to sleep, and stay asleep through the whole event, so didn't get to play with The Gorgeous Miss Emma at all. Both Mummy and Daddy were 'somewhat subdued' the next day.....I wonder why?
