Monday, May 21, 2007

Suburbia....here I come!

Not content with just sitting back and watching in awe how amazing their only begotten son is, Mummy and Daddy have been busy.... very busy.


They are now the proud owners of a mortgage,


a big fat hungry mortgage!

I can't wait to fall over on the polished floorboards, tangle myself up in the chi chi window treatments, and put inappropriate items in the dishwasher. There's a reserve at the back for me to run away in, a quiet cul de sac to learn to fall off my bike in and several very busy roads to play on when Mummy and Daddy are angry with me.

One of my friends from daycare actually lives there at the moment, so she's been filling me in on all the best places to hide your Vegemite toast and the most dangerous things to climb on. We don't move in until July, so my parents have oodles of time to jettison the clutter they've collected over the last 8 years (yeah right.... says Mummy!)

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Baby Boom

Introducing the next in a long line of babies recently coming into my world...

Violet Margery Motion.

Daughter of Laurinda and Derek.

Baby sister of Caleb and Issac.





Also welcome to Abby Jane Shea, of whom I do not have a photo.

Daughter of Janet and John

Happy Mother's Day


Dear Mummy,

Wishing you a happy mother's day......Well done old gel'.

(Just don't think you're getting any special treatment today though...)

Love Walter.

Saturday, May 05, 2007

They're up to something....


Dear Luke, Tamika, Logan, Lachlan, Eleanor and Ella,


Did you guys realise that our Mummies went out last night.... without us?

How dare they abandon us like this!

Poor Lachlan was awake the whole night, wracked with worry about what his mother was up to.

Not impressed, Mummies, not impressed.

Imogen Frances

This is the newest member of The International League of Infant Anarchists and my new cousin,

Imogen Frances.

Welcome to the family, and my condolences to Clancy, who must now share her parent's love forever more.

A leave of absence.

"Walter, what's going on? You haven't been posting lately...."
Oh if I had a dollar for every person who has asked me that lately, I'd have a pile of brand new, glow in the dark dummies that nearly reached the ceiling!
I'm sorry everyone, Mummy, Daddy and I have been horrifically busy. Daddy's work has been a nightmare, Mummy's work has been a nightmare and given that they now abandon me at day care as much as Family Services will let them, I haven't had a chance to talk to you all. Do you think that day care would get high speed broadband installed in the nursery for me?
Apart from my ridiculously long days of incarceration, I've been going to people's houses for dinner and lunches (Thank you Maree and Peter [there you go, I mentioned you Peter!] and Ian and Kim), I've been taking a few steps here and there and I got my first comment on the blog from a stranger (well, someone whose blog Mummy reads).