Well, we're finally back from Nanna's place. Who would have thought that I had sooooo many aunties, great-aunties, uncles, great uncles and first, second and third cousins! I swear Mummy and Nanna were introducing me to someone or other at every waking moment! Mummy took me out into the country to see some sheep and watch some first class country football, Nanna took me to St Vinnies to show me to her friends and Claudie kept asking when I was going to grow some hair. But I tell you...it takes it out of a boy to smile and laugh as much as I did, yes I have to say, I was the most charming and gregarious baby around. My cousin Clancy practiced her acupressure on my head and cousin Lil wanted to see if I could bungee jump off the couch - but hey, its the price you pay for having a big family (and they tell me there's even more on Daddy's side of the family).
Mummy, Daddy and Nanna have banded together to do something funny to my sleep routine....I'm too deeply traumatized to discuss it yet, I'll post about it when my therapist and I have 'processed my issues'.
3 comments:
Walter I really must advise you on the whole 'cute little boy thing' you've got going on. You see it'll get you what you want now but trust me it'll wear off before you know it. Your gorgeous dimples will soon lose their appeal, and I'm sure you'll agree that it's time to get serious about world domination. No self-respecting Meglomanic has chosen the path you seem to have, it's time to get serious. I suggest projectile vommiting as your first port of call.
Walter I really must advise you on the whole 'cute little boy thing' you've got going on. You see it'll get you what you want now but trust me it'll wear off before you know it. Your gorgeous dimples will soon lose their appeal, and I'm sure you'll agree that it's time to get serious about world domination. No self-respecting Meglomanic has chosen the path you seem to have, it's time to get serious. I suggest projectile vommiting as your first port of call.
Thanks for letting me practise my acupressure Walter! Love, Clancy
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